WHEN I MEET SHAWN I AM ASKING HIM IF I CAN TOUCH HIS BACK MUSCLES IDC
I AM ASKING HIM IF I CAN TOUCH EVERY PART OF HIS BODY BC DEAR GOD
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE BC SHAWN IS SO FUCKING HOT AND HIS VOICE IS JUST LIKE WOW BUT U SIT THERE LIKE OH NO HE PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN EXIST LIKE OOPS OK BYE
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.